radiobread2:

Here is a drunk story from the weekend: I went to XTU which is this country music fest where you go dressed as a cowgirl or a hick and tailgate and get fucked anyway when I’m drunk I act like all the alcohol is mine so I saw this girl put her vodka down for a second to take a picture and so I stole it and she didn’t notice for like 10 minutes and I was already mostly done and she saw me and then screamed at me and wanted to fight me and I somehow got some drunk big ego and laughed and called this scary white trash girl “fat” but it worked cause she started crying saying I didn’t know her life and that she’s trying to lose weight so I hugged her and told her I know how hard it is and we took a picture together and now it’s her Facebook profile picture. The end.

hitrecordjoe:

Backstage at MTV Movie Awards. #TDKR